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A thoroughly unhelpful guide to this week's new releases:
Makes lots of money on SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Super value seats are still only ten bucks!
Worse gas mileage than monster cars
LIVE BY NIGHT
Well-received by critics. No, wait... the other thing... vampires.
Less twists than Live By M. Night
Available in 4D thanks to Wahlberg's insistence that audience "feel the vibration"
Thankfully doesn't feature Gronk or Tom Brady... or Ben Affleck
Slow pacing makes movie feel like a marathon
Not relegated to Seattle
Theater concession stands don't sell Ambien
BYE BYE MAN
Scariest movie since Ta Ta Fellow
Rotten Tomatoes doesn't give negative scores
Dangerously close to being an NSYNC song
Most of cast didn't murder Han Solo
Title screen reminds audience what to do with their cell phones
Is golden... but not the Globes kind
Damn this was a masterpiece. Funniest one in awhile, maybe that I've read period. I actually laughed out loud at the first one
"Most of cast didn't murder Han Solo" -- HA HA HA HA! That's my favorite this week.
another gem nicely done
So no Ben Affleck joke in Live By Night
The ol' Ben and switch
I'm with Steve here. I'm a little saddened by the lack of Ben joke on the Ben movie.
Judging by reviews, the movie itself is a joke.
Hot take: there should be a comma in Bye Bye, Man
Ari: Or alternatively, the under-used hyphen?